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2012-02-01 - 11:24 p.m.
Hey...anyone out there interested in starting a brewery with me? I hear that's what all the cool kids are doing these days. I already have the perfect building for it...in Astoria...Oregon:
Seriously, Astoria is becoming quite the microbrew destination. And I am looking for another use for my building. I am totally open to suggestions. This seems like one option.
comments??? (0 so far...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2012-01-03 - 7:05 p.m.
This year, I really need to drink less alcohol and eat more vegetables.
So I came up with what I thought would be the miracle concontion...an elixir, if you will:
1 mini can of low salt V-8 Juice, chilled
1 airline size mini bottle of Tanqueray Gin, chilled
Tabasco, black pepper, spices...to taste
Fold all ingredients together. Serve either straight or over ice.
Et Voila....a healthy Bloody Mary! A serving of vegetables!
Takes longer to drink=less drinking!
Well, this drink is so delicioussssss, that I pratically drank it in one swallow!
But doesn't that mean that the more I drink, the more vegetables I get? And one cancels out the other, so it's a win~win. Right!?!
I think I need to do more testing......
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