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2008-05-07 - 8:45 p.m.
I'm pretty sure that Paris Hilton lives in my neighborhood. Yes...REALLY.
1. I have twice seen a gal that is the spitting image of her. Once, at the beach. Once driving past me in a new but inconspicuous looking Jaguar. (You know, those boring looking Jags that they've been building ever since Ford or some other American car manufacturer took them over.)
2. If *you* were Paris Hilton and wanted to hide out from the Paparazzi, yet still live a life of leisure at the beach, Playa del Rey (my neighborhood) is the Hood to choose. Especially if you are going to drive a non descript Jag. (Example: Go to Hollywood and do all your La La Land limelight stuff, then come back to your lavish beach home that no Paparazzi would ever dream that you would live at. Perfect! At some point during this, though, you'll probably have to switch cars so no one will follow you. But that's what you have *people* for.)
3. Proof of my theory: today there was Paparazzi camped out on the bike path....lying on the ground with long lens cameras aimed directly at the beach houses.
4. I love L.A.!
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