2004-11-05 - 12:59 a.m.
Why can't I think up these incredibly witty things when I'm wide awake and my computer is on????comments??? (3 so far...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2004-11-02 - 6:44 p.m.
We belong to the Mumm wine club, and they send us two bottles of champagne every other month. But this month we got a special shipment of their newly released DVX champagne (it's about $50 a bottle....and they sent 3 bottles!!). They were supposed to warn us in advance that they were sending out the expensive stuff so we could decide if we wanted or not, but we didn't get the warning.
But who's gonna send back champagne??!!!
So now we're sipping some of the best champagne in the world (that we really shouldn't be affording right now!)......and hoping that the results of the election will give us a reason to toast......instead of a reason to drown our sorrow!
2004-11-01 - 1:11 p.m.
Actually, I was doing pretty good all day. In fact, we even had a bag of Halloween candy in the house for two whole days without me even opening it. (Incredible!) But then we went to a party to take all the kids out for trick~or~treating. I was holding up pretty good until the kids returned. They sat down on the floor and spilled out all their loot......piles and piles of candy!! As they bartered and traded their candy goodness, my eyes started to get that glazed over look of a drug addict about to have a relapse.
But still, I was holding up.....not one piece of candy had passed my lips. Yet.
It wasn't until we got home, and all the plastic eyeballs had been popped off my face.....that I went into serious relapse. I was only going to have one teeny little microscopically small Almond Joy ("sometimes you feel like a nut")......but I couldn't stop! The candy demon took over my body, and I went into an all out binge. It was ugly. I had a mini Reeses, a mini Kit Kat, a mini Hershey's with Almonds, some Smarty Tarts.......I don't even know what else.
And as I write this, I'm staring at a mini Krackel. (Krackel....crack.....coincidence??!) Make it stop!!!!
I'm so glad Halloween only comes once a year.comments??? (3 so far...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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